𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐒𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐂𝐀 𝐈𝐍𝐁𝐎𝐗.

[torsion]

JILL VALENTINE ❝ username: j.valentine ❝ lives with leon & carlos (level two). ❝ works at riposte investigations. ❝ hand-to-hand and weapons trainer. ❝ weapon modder/ammo creator. ❝ prisma info/permissions + regains. » text, audio, video, voicemail, deliveries, action, and overflows.

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[torsion]

Did you make a promise to them, though?

[starmark]

um

i mean
technically yes

[torsion]

No beer.

[starmark]

what the fuck

[torsion]

I'm not gonna be an accomplice to a broken promise.
Promises are important to me.
Trust is important to me.

[starmark]

i didn't promise to not drink beer specifically
i promised to take better care of myself

one beer isn't not taking care of myself

[torsion]

You sound like you're trying to convince yourself.

But fine. One is acceptable. But don't push it.

[starmark]

i sound like i'm trying to make sure you don't go call alucard and ask him if i can have a beer like he's my mom

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh

[torsion]

So if I did just that, what would he say?

[starmark]

fuck i don't know
probably he'd tell you to make me do a stupid dance for it

or something

[torsion]

Okay.
Can I film it and should I send it to him, then?

[starmark]

I'M NOT DOING A DANCE

[torsion]

I'm just going by what you said!

[starmark]

JUST LET ME HAVE THE BEER

[torsion]

YOU STARTED THIS, I'M ENDING IT.

[starmark]

YARE YARE

[torsion]

Shut up, come over here, and get some beer.
You baby.