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JILL VALENTINE ❝ username: j.valentine ❝ lives with leon & carlos (level two). ❝ works at riposte investigations. ❝ hand-to-hand and weapons trainer. ❝ weapon modder/ammo creator. ❝ prisma info/permissions + regains. » text, audio, video, voicemail, deliveries, action, and overflows.

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[ Jill just watches like what is happening right now because this is a fever dream between giant purple buff man and child who is taller and older than her somehow?? somewhere??? is chugging. It would be a pretty cool trick if she wasn't definitely aware that he's underage. ]

...so that a "no"? I mean, I could go for one. Strawberry, maybe.

[ Her face borders a laugh, at least? ]

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Don't act like I'm some kid who doesn't know how to drink a beer.

[SPOKEN LIKE A TRUE SEVENTEEN-YEAR-OLD TRYING TO BE HIP]

...I want chocolate.

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Jotaro, I'm pretty sure you're underage and it's not hard to know how. You drink it like anything else. If you can get me proof you're of legal drinking age, I'll buy all the beer you can drink and drag your ass home but until then? Deal with it.

[ She's never smashed a can and she's pretty much the biggest dudebro. That's gotta say something. ]

Chocolate, it is. Do you like malted? I like chocolate malt.