starmark: (UH ☆ grandpa caesar save me please)
Jotaro Kujo ([personal profile] starmark) wrote in [personal profile] torsion 2019-12-29 12:00 am (UTC)

[For a second, he just stares at her, as though he was about to engage her insightful and thought-provoking remarks with some commentary of his own —

EXCEPT THAT THEN SHE CORRECTS "DRINK" TO "MILKSHAKE" AND OH, OKAY, NOW IT'S TIME TO SHOW WHERE HE GOT THAT "BASTARD MAN" MONIKER FROM

At a thought, Star Platinum goes zipping off at the speed of Really Fast™, and when Star returns a second later, a can of beer just seems to miraculously appear cradled in Jotaro's left hand.

And this is a trick he's clearly practiced, stabbing the base with a pen, lifting it to his mouth, and popping the tab like the champion he is, making direct eye contact with the video feed the whole time.

To his credit, he doesn't choke or sputter. When the can is done, he tosses it back to his Stand, who crushes it in one fist with a satisfying crunch, and then heads off to go responsibly deposit it in the recycling can.]

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